I like having low self esteem, makes me feel special

"Don't worry, he'll go for you when he's desperate"

or

"Don't worry, you have a great personality!"

Why thank you, my great personality will obviously help the effects of my seemingly disgusting face and well, gosh! I hope he does become desperate because then I can just snatch him once hes hit rock bottom! Because thats what I am! Lucky me! My self esteem just sky rocketed because of that fantastic comment! Oh joyous day!