13 September 2008

Be a Man! Be a Potato!

I had to think of something that really, really upset me. I couldn't really think but then I remembered the following incident.

After not eating dinner, I woke up in the morning to find a lovely potato left over for breakfast (to be sure, to be sure, potatoes, it runs inside of me). Oh what a lovely potato it was! Happy with my find, I heated it, mashed it and then wanted to know what to put on it. Searching the fridge I found some cheese, so, with this bag of cheese I dumped it over my potato.

The cheese was moldy.

This was an extremely upsetting event for me, as I disposed of the potato, unable to salvage anything from it.

I know, I know, my depth is as deep as a puddle in Summer.

If I had depth, I would do stuff like this.

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