Twisted Words

I will now explain the three funniest words in the universe (or word combinations as my so called friends do not believe that if you add a hyphen it counts as a word, despite Microsoft saying it is! Microsoft never lies!)

1. Hoover
2. Fishmonger
3. Pants

Yes, after much thought, these words are most definitely the funniest words ever, ever created. I am sure that if you say these words and any random moment with a particular accent they are funny. Although most words said randomly with a particular accent are funny, these are ace. Especially the second, say it as an insult, it will do nothing to harm them yet leave them confused giving you time to run away. Or perhaps laugh, then they may think you are laughing at them and either:
a) be hurt, run off crying giving you the upper hand and the chance to do a victory stance (a chance, chance for a victory stance, stance)
or:
b) hit you to the point where you end up on the floor, being kicked, giggling over the word "fishmonger".

See? Either way, its still funny.