25 August 2008

Lets Bogans be Bygones

First sign of weakness: Rolling the socks right down so as to fit into shoe showing full back of heel, apparently sexy?

First sign of strength unknown: Walking into English class with a bottle on a band around your neck and stating "I got style"

First sign of weakness: Announcing that you're "totally going to ninja his ass" to an audience of astonished by-standers.

The ultimate portrayal of strength: Chasing fellow peers on a wheelie chair around the class with elbows tucked firmly into chest sticking out two fingers on your hand, make odd, crude noises and in the final showdown shouting "FEEL THE MIGHTY WRATH OF TYRANNOSAURUS REX" whilst galloping towards your enemy with extreme force.

Good stuff.

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